HORRORible

An internet toast to to the bad, cheesy, campy & weird horror movies.

Night of the Comet (1984)

This one was fun, unabashedly over the top 80s B-movie fare. A comet flys over earth one night then poof nearly everybody in the world is gone except for two Cali girls. Well them and some mutated zombie creatures and a crazy government (i think) organization. But hey even in this post apocalypse scenario girls just wanna have fun. (yes, there is a shopping montage with that song in a deserted mall…)

Dracula vs Frankenstein (1971)

So a goateed Count Dracula wants to take over the world, and what better way to do that than to to have Dr. Frankenstein resurrect his monstrous creature? Well, not THE Dr. Frankenstien but the his last living relative (or something) who happens to run a beach boardwalk freak show / fun house in California. Groovy. Oh man this was horrendous with some of the most inept acting ever captured to film.  Oh and it kicks off with a rousing song number that was probably more scary than the two big title characters. 

Oasis of the Zombies (1981)

Kicking it off with this horrid little gem from Spanish B-movie king, Jess Franco! Ok, so i was a little in inebriated when i caught this so i don’t remember much. Something about Zombies, Nazi gold and wicked feathered and afro hairdos.  Oh and the zombie makeup looks like some just poured some pancake batter over the actors. mmm… pancakes.